Woot Stages a Choose Your Own Adventure Bargain Quest

You know what would be a really awesome seventh birthday party? An elaborate choose your own adventure with a bunch of awesome prizes. That's what Woot's doing today, in honor of their seventh anniversary.

Instead of their usual daily deal, you pick and choose your way through a wootfully goofy story to get at multiple deals. The cheat-proof story is actually pretty amusing, but you can just zip through the links to check out the deals if you hate adventure and mystery in your life. [Woot]