Alien Bike Creeps the Shriveled Testes Out of Me

I wonder what HR Giger would say about this horrendous bike created by Roo Roongrojna Sangwongprisarn, a Bangkok man who apparently sells them to people all over the world.

I can't imagine the horror of crashing riding one of these things. [Daily Mail]

Alien Bike Creeps the Shriveled Testes Out of Me