Shark Week, the brainchild of a stoned Discovery Channel employee that became a national holiday, starts officially tonight at 9PM. But you don't need no stinkin' designated week. Live every week like it's Shark Week with the help of Giz!
It's Shark Week. You know you wanna watch... because it's Shark Week! But supposing you don't have a TV to plunk down and watch it. Don't worry, you're covered.
If you find yourself in a Samuel L. Jackson movie and not surrounded by any mutha f***in' snakes, good news! You're about to be eaten by a hyper-intelligent shark.