A small town in England is being terrorized by a talking, lady-like toilet. Men in the town are complaining that a GLaDOS-like woman's voice in public restrooms is disconcerting, presumably leaving them too shaken to do their business. We think.
We're actually not really sure who's doing the complaining. Not the residents the local news team ran into, who all seemed rather amused by the voice. A town official, who described the bathroom as "one of these all singing, all dancing toilets," explained that the town has been getting complaints about the woman's voice, including one from a vicar. Presumably, the cobbler and tanner were unavailable for comment. [Shropshire Star via Arbroath]