This Space-Warping Carpet Is So Awesome It Makes Me Want to Throw Up

There's usually little to remark about a place's carpet. Unless it's a brain-frying casino pattern, carpet is... carpet. It sits there. It soaks up dirt, dander, and urine. Sometimes it's beige. But not this carpet, which bends the space-time continuum.

One woozy Redditor spotted this wireframe carpet job at a local game store, and was able to retain consciousness just long enough to snap this photo. Was he shortly thereafter sucked into a resultant black hole? Did the store implode upon itself? Do the curtains match the carpet? [Reddit]