So much news passes before our collective eyes every day that we couldn't possibly cover it all. Mostly because much of it isn't worth covering! But here are a some borderline tidbits we passed on, just in case.
Annoying BART Protester
Oh hey, look at me! I have assertive facial hair and a bowtie and I'm effecting social change by pretending to talk on a cellphone to protest BART's shutting down of cell service!. No you're not. You're being a hipster goon, which is simultaneously the worst kind of hipster and the worst kind of goon. [WSJ]
Photo credit: David Paul Morris/Bloomberg
Idiot Motorized Cooler Driver Arrested for DUI
It's not that we don't like the shenanigans of 23-year-old Aussie Christopher Ian Petrie. It's that we've seen this episode before, and are fairly confident that as long as there are things filled with beer that people can drive, we'll see it again. [Neatorama]