What?

It appears our peers at Silicon Alley Insider got sucked into some sort of space-time vortex, tumbling out in a world without Google TV. But they've made it back! And they're here to spread the news: Google won't do it.

I'm still not exactly sure what this hurried warning means—is Google afraid in this parallel universe? Is Google a bakery in this bizarro world, and therefore unable to create an internet TV platform? SAI, if you can hear us through the multiverse, please clarify! [SAI]