The Most Tragic Way to Celebrate an Earthquake

Earlier this week, heroic Brooklynite Jonathan Berg managed to accomplish something that was simultaneously accomplished by a mere 2.5 million other Brooklynites: not get killed by a weak-sauce earthquake. And then immortalized said accomplishment with a tattoo. Oh, Jonathan.

Berg explained to the New York Daily News that he had gotten the tattoo ironically, since there's no better way to be totally dismissive of something than to get it permanently inked onto your abdomen.

I'd hate to see what he does after an extra-scary roller coaster. Or if, you know, an earthquake really did hit Manhattan. [NY Daily News]