The New Zealand Google Maps penis vandals have been one-upped! Their phallic defacement was visible via satellite, yes, but these Aussie pranksters drew a dick on a Street View camera lens, superimposing a penis over all of reality.
It looks like it was pulled off pretty easily—just the ol' marker-drawn penis routine. But when it's drawn on one of Google's road mapping vehicles, the penis travels with you. The penis travels all over the Australian neighborhood—gleaming in the sun, covering homes. I wonder how long it took before driver realized he was dragging a penis all over Australia? I wonder how long until the scenery will be replaced? Where will the Google South Pacific Penis Plague will spread next? A 3D Google Earth penile skyscraper in the middle of Fiji?
Maybe it is a cactus. [BuzzFeed]
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