Ignore for a moment that I just commission an oil portrait of Kenny Rogers holding a deck of cards for my sitting room. "The Gambler" is an objectively awesome song. And the Muppets are objectively awesome.

So I present to you: "The Gambler," performed live on the Muppet Show by Kenny Rogers and the Muppets. WIN.

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN.

Oh, while I have your attention: Am I the only one who thinks You never count your money while you're sittin at the table, not You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em is the real wisdom in this song? Just sayin'. We can talk it out in the comments if you want.