Advertising a Fake Craigslist Orgy at Your Neighbor's House Is the Best Revenge

What do you do when the guy next door has been pissing you off? Settle it like gentlemen over coffee? Arm wrestling competition? Just turn the other cheek? How about throwing an orgy at his house without asking? Yes.

Unfortunately, this dish served piping hot landed devious Connecticut guy Philip Conran in probation for three years. Apparently, posting on Craigslist about an orgy your neighbor isn't expecting is highly illegal! The AP reports strangers "knocked on the neighbor's door. One man went to the wrong home, groped a teenage girl and was arrested." Well that's pretty fucking gross. Craigslist, why are you so Craigslisty! We don't want to be creeped out all the time. Just sell our used video games! [WTSP News]

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