Prisoners Don't Like to Put iPhones Up Their Ass

According to a Folsom Prison guard, the iPhone is not a very popular cellphone among convicts. It's hard to smuggle it inside the prison because "they take too much... real state."

The question now is: would the new iPhone 5 form factor increase Apple's market share in the US prison system? And how popular is the 5.3-inch Samsung Note? [Twitter]