CrackBerry Insanity, Son of Woogie, and Other Stories We Didn't Post

So much news passes before our collective eyes every day that we couldn't possibly cover it all. Mostly because much of it isn't worth covering! But here are a some borderline tidbits we passed on, just in case.

Of Course They Did a Taiwan Animation for the BlackBerry Outage

Look, I love these as much as the next guy, maybe even more than the next guy if the next guy is William Safire or something, I dunno, but the point is that I love these, but this one maybe just a little too much mass suicide/ghost of Steve Jobs for my taste. Enjoy it if you must, you animals.

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Sony Bequeaths 3G to Its Tablets... In Japan

Not that I'm a huge proponent of getting a tablet with a 3G plan in the first place, but if you're staring at your Sony Tablet S or Sony Tablet P (which you're not, because you don't own one), well, Wi-Fi is as good as it's going to get for now here in the US. In Japan, though? 3G on October 28th. Woe! Misery! Uh... who cares! [SlashGear]

CrackBerry Insanity, Son of Woogie, and Other Stories We Didn't Post

Woogie 2: Son of Woogie

In September 2010, you were introduced to Woogie, a whimsical padded iPhone case for children or deranged adults. In October 2011, get ready for... WOOGIE 2, which is basically the exact same thing except it comes in pink now, so you can better enforce gender norms.


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