Robot Mall Helpers Will Inevitably Lead to First Robot Suicide

I'm sorry, robots. But if the best work you can get these days is as a mall greeter, your future lies more at the front of a Walmart than on the front lines of automotonic rebellion. [The Next Web]

A Steve Jobs Memorial, in Post-Its

How do you want to be remembered? With a proper Viking funeral? With odes written in your name? Or with... uh... a stop-motion video of Post-It notes being slapped onto a wall in a rough approximation of your face? [iOS-News]

Apple Guts, Robot Mallrats, and Other Stories We Didn't Post

Is Apple Still Using Samsung for Its A6 Chip?

Apple and Samsung are in one of the more entertaining corporate cat-fights of the last few years, but that hasn't stopped them from working together on Apple's internal parts. And according to a very vaguely sourced rumor floating around today, that's going to continue at least through the Cupertino's next generation of mobile guts. Which is not surprising, given how much both companies gain financially from the arrangement, and also not necessarily credible at this moment, given the aforementioned vague sources.