My new favorite thing that anyone ever asked Siri? Are you bulletproof. Even better is the answer, in the form of an armor-piercing incendiary round from the mouth of a Barrett M82 sniper rifle. iPhone 4s go boom, anyone?

Okay, so the tech assassin gets the details about the processor wrong. I'm willing to forgive that given just how much destruction he's able to unleash. Also because he's apparently better armed than most state militias. [RatedRR via Geekologie]