Although this isn't as grotesque as the MySpace quasi-hooker's self-portraiture, whipping out your iPad as a goofy camera during a wedding is just the worst. The worst. This marriage is doomed.
I'll never understand the psychology behind the iPad-as-camera phenomenon. We may never know—science can only penetrate the psyche so far. Do these people not carry a phone with them? Is it a bid for attention? A mental illness? Have years of amphetamine use rendered their hands so shaky that they can't hold on to a normal-sized camera? You know, one that isn't the size of an entire tablet?