You will like this hilarious 2-minute British short called School Portrait by filmmaker Nick Scott . Your friends will like it. Your mom will like it. Your grandma will like it. Your sixth grade teacher will like it. Watch it.

Incidentally, I told my ten-year old extremely annoying cousin that Santa Claus wasn't coming that year because he broke his neck while trying to go down the chimney and, in fact, he was still there because we couldn't take the fat bastard out.

I wasn't taking any photo of him. But I wish I did.

True story. [Picopictures via PetaPixel]