Everything You Need to Know About the AT&T/T-Mobile Saga... in Haiku.

The legal odyssey of Hellenic proportions between AT&T, T-Mobile, and regulatory authorities looks to have fizzled to a close, with both merger and lawsuit withdrawn. So how does one recount an experience so non-harrowing, dull, and anti-climactic? With seventeen syllables.

Spring's pink German snack
for blue was poison for us.
Cold by Fall. Thanks, gov.

Oyasuminasai, AT&T-Mobile.