So much news passes before our collective eyes every day that we couldn't possibly cover it all. Mostly because much of it isn't worth covering! But here are a some borderline tidbits we passed on, just in case.
Verizon Wants to Buy Netflix Except They Really Don't
A play in one act.
Analyst: I've heard from absolutely nobody, or maybe one guy who doesn't know what he's talking about, that Verizon wants to buy Netflix or something similar.
Everybody: Verizon is going to buy Netflix, the end.