It's About Time We Had Some New Mnemonics

Every Good Boy Does Fine? Not in this economy, bub. As xkcd properly points out, we're overdue for some new science mnemonics. Preferably ones involving sharks and orgasms. Like these:

It's About Time We Had Some New Mnemonics

Click to biggie-size. Now all we need is a mnemonic for spelling "mnemonic" and we'll be all set. [xkcd]