First Round Capital funds some of the best companies in tech. But this horrific video makes me lose all respect for them. Especially because First Round made its portfolio companies participate in this piece of crap.
Are you guys trying to devalue your investments? Or just humiliate them so they're more docile?
Attention old dude venture capitalists on Viagra! Please do not rap. Even parody rap. Yeah, we all know the video, we've all seen the damn thing. It's just awful. But yours is, impossibly, worse. It's not even so bad it's good. It's just so much worse that you look clueless. All of you.