Come on, why didn't you think of this? Gingerbread houses are, let's face it, a little quaint. The perfect remedy for dull traditionalism is, of course, to insert a vicious transforming robot inside.
The fact that the original house looks like a 2nd grader made it adds to the mystique. After all, what better way to conceal a cyborg sugar warlord than within such a droopily frosted shell? We'd never see it coming. And that's what they want. They. The gingerbread transformers. Be careful before you throw that tree away, because it might spin around and extend arms outwards, ready to disembowel your family and smudge up the screen on your new iPad. [FoodBeast]