Eat your heart out, Kandisky! Forget about it, Pablo! Screw you, Bob Ross! All I want is a Van Gogh by Señor Squirrelo, real name Winkelhimer Smith:

My pet squirrel *she's a rescue so she became a pet* watches me paint since I'm a pro artist for a living. She was obsessed with my paint brushes so I let her have some food coloring and let her use a brush. Now it's a happy obsession for her.

Oh bless her oil tubes. [Twitter]