We're Live From Microsoft's Ballmerrific, Final CES Keynote

Oh hello! We're here at Microsoft's keynote, where the soundtrack is late-90s B-listers and the dress code is "stained and shabby." In just a half an hour, CEO Steve Ballmer will take the stage to let us in on Microsoft's plans for the year. Windows Phone! Windows 8! Windows tablets! Won't you join us as we live blog the whole entire thing? [Gizmodo Live Blog]