My eyes have never felt as good as when they saw Samsung's Super OLED TV. IT WAS SOO CLEAR. It's beaaaautiful. Seriously, you'll see just a shadow of its gorgeousness in the video above. Criminally good lookin'.

The first thing your brain realizes after your eyes recover from the explosive eyegasm is that the picture looks like it's floating in mid air. That's because the bezel is supermodel-who's-not-eaten-in-weeks thin, essentially unnoticeable, letting your picture appear frameless. The blacks are darker than night, the colors are deliciously vivid and to be honest, it looks better than real life. It's the best thing my eyes have ever seen. I want this in my living room so much I seriously considered the legal ramifications if I somehow stole it.

When it's out sometime in 2012, the 55-inch TV will be full 3D and powered by multiple cores. Oh god, I can't wait.

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My Eyes Orgasmed When I Saw the Samsung Super OLED TVS

My Eyes Orgasmed When I Saw the Samsung Super OLED TVS

My Eyes Orgasmed When I Saw the Samsung Super OLED TVS

My Eyes Orgasmed When I Saw the Samsung Super OLED TVS

My Eyes Orgasmed When I Saw the Samsung Super OLED TVS