How Many Jelly Beans Fit in LG's Giant New Fridge? And How Can I Eat Them?S

When I'm shopping for a new fridge (obviously a frequent occasion) I'm not interested in how much ice it can produce every hour, how crisp it would keep the vegetables I'm probably supposed to be eating, or even how much it will reduce my electricity bill.

Those are the kinds of things the average consumer cares about, but it looks like LG is finally catering to me! I suspect someone may have passed them a copy of my employment demands, which stipulate a guaranteed supply of 264,863 chilled jelly beans. Which is exactly how much their largest capacity consumer-friendly fridge can hold, as demonstrated at their booth.

LG, you just sold yourself a fridge. Consider your gigantic booth at CES totally worth it. [LG]