Whaddya Mean Google Can't Translate Pages into Elvish?

So what if Google Translate knows over 60 languages? Who cares that I can change text from Urdu to Haitian Creole? Where are the languages I need—like Klingon, Orc, or Sindarin? I mean, come on, there's not even an option for English to Jive!

What do you think? Which languages would you want to see on Google Translator? Real or not, let us know in the comments!