OMG why is wiki down?? How will I do my homework? WTF is this??? JESSIE have u seen this?? DOES ANYONE KNOW WHEN THE WAR OF 1812 STARTED OR WHY OR WHAT IT IS?? I'm angry on Twitter.
"OMG OMG OMG OMG WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO WIKIPEDIA? CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME? Omg," pleads one Wikipedia scholar, with the gods.
"I DONT NOT FUCKING SUPPORT THE WIKIPEDIA BLACKOUT FUCKING PRICKS," seethes Emily Jane Craig, of Canterbury.
Brett Robertson thinks "Wikipedia needs to fuck right off #fuckfuckfuck." Well if you feel that way Brett, go ahead and call your elected representative to tell 'em SOPA is just terrific.
Oh, but of course there's much more: