How to Throw a Dance Party for One

  • Step One: Alienate all your friends by writing a blog that criticizes their music tastes, lifestyle choices, and personal hygiene efforts.
  • Step Two: Sit alone in an empty room feeling sorry for yourself.
  • Step Three: Take this short survey and email the last question to surveys@gawker.com with "SuperTooth Disco" as the subject line. Possibly win a Bluetooth-enabled SuperTooth Disco speaker system.
  • Step Four: Practice your dance moves as you patiently wait for it in the mail.
  • Step Five: Video tape yourself rocking out and post to YouTube for validation. Who needs friends?

Standard contest rules apply. Only open to US residents. Readers may also enter by sending the last question of the survey and their contact information to Gawker Media, Attn: SuperTooth Disco Survey, 210 Elizabeth Street, Third Floor, New York NY 10012. The contest begins on December 1 at 11:59am EST and ends on January 25 at 11:59pm EST.