You don't have a Valentine's Day date. It's ok, neither do I. But I am going to put myself out there for your benefit and figure out which social network will give you the best chance to beg a last minute Valentine's Day date. Starting... now.
At exactly 11:30 EST, we're going to activate comments in this post, and have me post identical date-seeking messages to Craigslist, OKCupid (fresh account), and to my personal Facebook and Google+ (ha!) accounts. I'll also be tweeting a date solicitation. I'll be honest about why I'm looking—datelessness and service to you—and then report which method was the fastest, best, and most horrifying.
And if, after two hours or so, I've come up empty, I'll tell you that too.
The date will be low-key. Just a drink or a coffee this evening at a place that's convenient. I'm buying, unless you'd rather go dutch. Your submission will be on the record, but we won't post anything about the date itself—unless I somehow manage to lose another laptop during it.