Boo, an animal so impossibly cute as to make physicists question our understanding of the cosmos, is now available for mass production. It's soft. It's lifelike. We went hands-on with the most disgustingly cute toy ever seen.

The Boo Doll, which debuted at the New York Toy Fair this week, is more than just a doll. It's a doll, sure, but it's the closest you'll ever come to rubbing a meme against your face. We were told the replica beast was modeled after the real thing. Were lasers involved? I'm going to assume yes.

Fine, it's a doll, but at $20, it's a lot cheaper than trying to kidnap the real Boo, which I've plotted out in my head—trust me, it's an expensive operation.