The Biggest YouTube Porn Fakeouts of All Time

There's a boring, obscure video on YouTube titled "Pregnancy Booster Clomid (Pregnancy Health Guru)." It has over 174 million views—beating famous songs by Katy Perry, Bieber, and Chris Brown. How? Like dozens of others, it's pretend porn.

This sad, bizarre phenomenon—short videos of awful quality and ostensibly zero entertainment value that have hundreds of millions of views—is out in the open. Just scroll through YouTube's most viewed ever chart, and you'll see the growing list of masturbatory deception. From the thumbnail, it looks like porn. Click it, and you get anti-porn. It explains the tens of thousands of dislikes from confused, disgruntled porn-seekers around the world, who for whatever reason think YouTube is the best place to catch a glimpse of coitus and/or a breast.

Not convinced? Here are a few of our favorite YouTube porn fake-outs:

An Experiment - 223,000,000+ Views

What it looks like: A young asian woman taking a shower.

What it is: A young asian woman shaking a bottle of soda until it explodes on her and then chanting wildly.

Sample disappointed comment: "The fuck just happened?"


Pregnancy Booster Clomid (Pregnancy Health Guru) - 174,000,000+ Views

What it looks like: A doctor who is probably soon going to lose his medical license sticking some sort of instrument into a vagina.

What it is: A long, boring informercial for fertility medicine.

Sample disappointed comment: "pause at 0:54 and you can still beat off"


Promo - Samsara - 156,000,000+ Views

What it looks like: A guy having sex.

What it is: I'm not really sure. Some sort of Nepalese movie trailer? It's not sex.

Sample disappointed comment: "i think ppl thought that promo said porno -_- just a movie trailer lol"


ຕລົກພື້ນບ້ານ ນິທານພື້ນເມືອງ-6 - 152,000,000+ Views

What it looks like: A man probing a woman's ass by the river.

What it is: Holy hell if I know. She's either constipated or pregnant, and then her bowels explode. She seems comfortable after.

Sample disappointed comment: None. Comments disabled. Probably would have been something like "WTF WHERES THE ASS THUMBSUP IFYA LIEK ASS"


Video Stroboscopy of the Vocal Cords - 151,000,000+ Views

What it looks like: An extreme closeup of the female genitalia.

What it is: An extreme closeup of a throat.

Sample disappointed comment: "thought this was porn"


Please identify the music from this advert / commercial / advertisment MSN Changing Room - 131,000,000+ Views

What it looks like: A woman taking off her shirt.

What it is: A boring British commercial.

Sample disappointed comment: "I wonna see her titts!"


Thai Hot Stem Massage - 69,000,000+ Views

What it looks like: Sex.

What it is: A boring instructional video centered around a wrinkly old white guy getting rubbed down.

Sample disappointed comment: "Thumbs up if u thought this was a Doggystyle Video"