Gone are the days when the richest people were handsome and debonaire. Consider it the Zuckerbergization of the business world. On last week's 30 Rock, Liz and Jenna encountered Thad Wormald. Thad is filthy rich because "he did an internet, and now the computers like him, and Wall Street is Google," as Jenna emphatically states.

Clearly the rich nerds of the world are socially ill-equipped to cope with their newfound fame. After touring Thad's apartment—which contains a lifelike ewok behind glass and a D & D room—Liz receives an proposal for $10,000,000 in exchange for a romp in the sac. Aaaaawkward! [30 Rock]