If you really want to get to know Team Gizmodo, we're all on Twitter. You can think of it as Gizmodo unfiltered. With up to date links to our stories, hot gadget action, 140 character insights, and pictures of sandwiches.
Any serious Gizmodo fan will want to follow everyone below. We give good Twitter. If you're logged into Twitter, all you need to do is click the button labeled "follow" on any of the individual tweets, sweetheart.
Love our commenters. Yesterday they were calling us Apple fanboys, and today they're dishing out ungodly Windows Hate. WHAT DO YOU LOVE?
— joemfbrown (@joemfbrown) February 29, 2012
Joe is our captain. He's the reason we all get up in the morning; the joy that fill our hearts and the smile upon our lips. Beyond that, he's one of the greatest technology journalists of the past twenty years. And if I don't say all that I'm fired. Follow Joe for top-level tweets about the best of Gizmodo and the Web. And stuff about motorcycles. And meat. Sometimes knives. And very occasionally: razor sharp meat motorcycles.
Clearly the people who just applauded our flight's successful landing aren't here for CES.
— Brian Barrett (@brbarrett) January 8, 2012
Brian hates Pandas. But you'd never know that from his Twitter feed, which is actually quite delightful, and not at all the kind of thing you'd expect from a panda-hating maniac who probably also is bitter about raccoons.
YES, I FUCKING PREDICTED IPHOTO FOR IPAD A YEAR AGO. I WAS RIGHT THEN BECAUSE ALL PREDICTIONS ARE RIGHT IF YOU GIVE THEM TIME. (they're BS)
— Jesus Diaz (@jesusdiaz) March 7, 2012
Jesus is forever sending me hateful emails, telling me how terrible my art is. But that's okay, because it's true! And he hates because he loves. So I try to listen. But I have a hard time paying attention because I'm always so busy stalking him on twootertwatter.
A bar that only served shit beer like PBR & Budweiser Lime Ice & projected videos of Rush Limbaugh fucking on the wall would be the hippest
— apocryphal mat honan (@mat) March 6, 2012
That is me. I am a terrible and profane person on Twitter but nice and Christian in real life. I promise. Don't fucking touch me. Seriously, don't touch me.
Seriously cannot decide if mammoth fireball shooting star or android tablet on subway was the more shocking sight on my walk home
— Sam Biddle (@samfbiddle) March 6, 2012
Ladies, Sam frequently embeds location into his tweets and often tweets from home. Just sayin'
— caseychan (@caseychan) February 7, 2012
Casey may or may not have learned to Dougie in 2011. He does not tweet pictures of food. He has fabulous hair, and knows where to score cool sneakers. He tweets a lot about sports and keeps an illegal big cat in his Queens apartment that he hopes the city will only discover after he dies.
Congratulations all of you on turning the internet into one giant chain letter. #kony2012
— Adrian Covert (@adilla) March 8, 2012
Adrian is, like, really really good-looking. He also has strong opinions on music, which he tends to cover for us a lot. And he's quite handsome. You can learn a lot by following this beautiful man's feed, who is both gorgeous and nice-to-look-at.
I guarantee this Russian considers January 21 the first day of the rest of his life. youtu.be/fAis3VOjBXY
— andrew liszewski (@aliszewski) February 21, 2012
Although seldom drunk, Andrew is actually Canadian. And although he writes his north-of-the-border tweets in Canadian, they're still pretty easy for Americans to understand, and are surprisingly light on hockey and beer references. He also tweets a lot of sweet YouTube videos.
Is there an app for sharing pictures of your poop after all those meals, or does everyone use @instagram for that, too?
— Brent Rose (@brentrose) February 26, 2012
Brent has a penis pump. Not kidding. It's why we all call him Ace. Well, that and his awesome reporting from places like NASA, San Quentin, and the World Penis Pump Acceptance Institute.
I liked it better when I heard more about awesome SXSW music wankery than flaccid SXSW interactive boringness
— Mario Aguilar (@mariojoze) March 9, 2012
Mario has a master's degree in journalism from Colombia. Or maybe NYU. Anyhoo, he writes slow but tweets fast. Also, I'm pretty sure he's the unhealthiest person at Giz. Which is quite a feat. Mario? Mario? Are you breathing? Oh, nevermind, he's fine. I just saw some smoke come out of his nostrils.
i am going to pee my pants in my office chair because i can't stop liveblogging
— kyle! wagner? (@kylenw) March 7, 2012
Kyle gave me his Twitter password because he thought I would help him, but instead I just changed it, tweeted a bunch of embarrassing stuff, and gave the new one to everyone at Gizmodo. So, while Kyle does tweet from here, you never really know if its him or not. If you only follow one account, make it this one, because it's all of us.
I swear there are parachutists in this pic. Should have used the big boy camera. instagr.am/p/H6uumhGX7v/
— Stylenik (@kphilipk) March 8, 2012
You should see the kind of filth Kristen tweets. Oh wait. No, that's not right at all. Actually Kristen posts lots of insightful things about both science and fashion, with the occasional photo of the Pacific thrown in for good measure.
Interesting that we've all completely forgotten about Occupy Wall St. now that Facebook IPO is big news. Just sayin'.
— Jamie Condliffe (@jme_c) February 2, 2012
Jamie is a very smart person who is also British, which is why in my mind, I read all his tweets in the voice of Margaret Thatcher. Actually, I read them in the voice of Meryl Streep playing Margaret Thatcher, because I don't really remember Thatcher. But Jamie does, he's old!
Some folks wake up to a phone of embarrassing texts after drinking. I wake to Amazon orders for...Jackie Wilson: The Ultimate Collection?
— Andrew Tarantola (@Terrortola) March 5, 2012
Andy runs the night shift at Gizmodo and is your guide to the Stoner Channel for, you know, no real reason at all. I'm not saying he tweets a lot of stuff that might be cool to look at when you're high. That's not what I meant.
i want to adopt a troubled teen. i'll either make them a better person or we'll go to hell together
— Christopher Mascari (@ccmascari) February 10, 2012
Fuck you Mascari. Don't follow this guy.