If you really want to get to know Team Gizmodo, we're all on Twitter. You can think of it as Gizmodo unfiltered. With up to date links to our stories, hot gadget action, 140 character insights, and pictures of sandwiches.
Any serious Gizmodo fan will want to follow everyone below. We give good Twitter. If you're logged into Twitter, all you need to do is click the button labeled "follow" on any of the individual tweets, sweetheart.
Joe is our captain. He's the reason we all get up in the morning; the joy that fill our hearts and the smile upon our lips. Beyond that, he's one of the greatest technology journalists of the past twenty years. And if I don't say all that I'm fired. Follow Joe for top-level tweets about the best of Gizmodo and the Web. And stuff about motorcycles. And meat. Sometimes knives. And very occasionally: razor sharp meat motorcycles.
Brian hates Pandas. But you'd never know that from his Twitter feed, which is actually quite delightful, and not at all the kind of thing you'd expect from a panda-hating maniac who probably also is bitter about raccoons.
Jesus is forever sending me hateful emails, telling me how terrible my art is. But that's okay, because it's true! And he hates because he loves. So I try to listen. But I have a hard time paying attention because I'm always so busy stalking him on twootertwatter.
That is me. I am a terrible and profane person on Twitter but nice and Christian in real life. I promise. Don't fucking touch me. Seriously, don't touch me.
Ladies, Sam frequently embeds location into his tweets and often tweets from home. Just sayin'
Casey may or may not have learned to Dougie in 2011. He does not tweet pictures of food. He has fabulous hair, and knows where to score cool sneakers. He tweets a lot about sports and keeps an illegal big cat in his Queens apartment that he hopes the city will only discover after he dies.
Adrian is, like, really really good-looking. He also has strong opinions on music, which he tends to cover for us a lot. And he's quite handsome. You can learn a lot by following this beautiful man's feed, who is both gorgeous and nice-to-look-at.
Although seldom drunk, Andrew is actually Canadian. And although he writes his north-of-the-border tweets in Canadian, they're still pretty easy for Americans to understand, and are surprisingly light on hockey and beer references. He also tweets a lot of sweet YouTube videos.
Brent has a penis pump. Not kidding. It's why we all call him Ace. Well, that and his awesome reporting from places like NASA, San Quentin, and the World Penis Pump Acceptance Institute.
Mario has a master's degree in journalism from Colombia. Or maybe NYU. Anyhoo, he writes slow but tweets fast. Also, I'm pretty sure he's the unhealthiest person at Giz. Which is quite a feat. Mario? Mario? Are you breathing? Oh, nevermind, he's fine. I just saw some smoke come out of his nostrils.
Kyle gave me his Twitter password because he thought I would help him, but instead I just changed it, tweeted a bunch of embarrassing stuff, and gave the new one to everyone at Gizmodo. So, while Kyle does tweet from here, you never really know if its him or not. If you only follow one account, make it this one, because it's all of us.
You should see the kind of filth Kristen tweets. Oh wait. No, that's not right at all. Actually Kristen posts lots of insightful things about both science and fashion, with the occasional photo of the Pacific thrown in for good measure.
Jamie is a very smart person who is also British, which is why in my mind, I read all his tweets in the voice of Margaret Thatcher. Actually, I read them in the voice of Meryl Streep playing Margaret Thatcher, because I don't really remember Thatcher. But Jamie does, he's old!
Andy runs the night shift at Gizmodo and is your guide to the Stoner Channel for, you know, no real reason at all. I'm not saying he tweets a lot of stuff that might be cool to look at when you're high. That's not what I meant.
Fuck you Mascari. Don't follow this guy.