How to Conquer Everest from Your Couch, Rolling Papers Made of Hash, and Toe Thumbs Beat No Thumbs

Roll that spliff phatly, pack some fresh ice into the binger, and set the Volcano to "toastify." It's time for tonight's Stoner Channel. We've collected our best high-times material for the discerning pothead so sit back, relax, and pass that shit on the left, yo.

Tonight's plantation comes from reader thaShady

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The Conquest of Everest

I would totally climb Mount Everest were it not for my strong aversion to hypoxia. Thankfully, the London Films was kind enough to document Sir Edmund Hillary's 1953 ascent for us. Ooooh and it's in Technicolor—that's the best kind of color!

How Do Blind People Dream?

Given the regularity that this question seems to come up in stoner conversation, I'm surprised it wasn't answered sooner.
[via Neatorama]

The Herb-Iron

Now, I've always been a Bic Man myself, given the lighter's constant availability and price, but there is more than one way to spark a bowl. And apparently it involves a modified soldering iron.

The Herb-Iron is just that—a soldering iron tipped with a ceramic tip. It heats a bowl the same way vaporizers do but, since it's handheld, it can be used to smoke out of your normal glassware. The Herb-Iron uses a 25 watt ceramic heating element that reportedly warms to the needed temperature in under 10 seconds and cools completely within five minutes. The Herb-Iron does require a special bowl with small channels to rest the element in when heating the weed or a vaporizer attachment otherwise. The Iron itself costs about $78, while the bowls run $26-42, and the vaporizer attachment goes for $28—all on the Herb Iron website.

How to Conquer Everest from Your Couch, Rolling Papers Made of Hash, and Toe Thumbs Beat No Thumbs

This Man Had His Thumb Replaced By His Toe

Dude. Dude! Have you ever like, looked at your hands? I mean, really looked at them? They're so HUGE! And they can touch anything but themselves. But seriously dude, does one of my thumbs look bigger than the other?

How to Make a Paperless Hash Joint

Who needs ZigZags when you can just mash up some hash and roll your weed in that? [via reader Creamed Corn]

Watch This Guy Drive a F**king Tank Through McDonald's Drive Thru

You look me in the eye and tell me that you've never wanted to do this—including when sober.

How to Conquer Everest from Your Couch, Rolling Papers Made of Hash, and Toe Thumbs Beat No Thumbs

Are You a Green Gardener?

Care to show off your handiwork to the Internets? If so, we want pics of your best buds, your highest-tech setups, and your bushiest bushes. Send images—960x540 minimum but we prefer 1600x900—of your legal stashes (no High Times ripoffs please) to atarantola at Gizmodo.com and we'll feature the best at the top each night's Stoner Channel. Put "The Stoner Channel" in the subject line while you're at it.

And no, for the last time, we aren't interested in seeing your wicked meth lab setup Jerry. Stop it or we're calling the fuzz.

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