A Toaster With a Motorized Lift Is an Innovation No One Asked For

Every once in a while a product comes along that truly enrages the Gizmodo staff over how pointless and stupid it is. So congratulations Cuisinart, today your two-slice toaster with a motorized lift really angered up the blood here:

Sam B.: f*** that thing, pardon my french. that seems LESS efficient than a spring
Jesus: that thing is awful and dumb and awful
Casey C.: I feel sympathy for this toaster now

Is it worth tearing your hair out just because this toaster automatically raises and lowers the bread with a simple button press? Probably not. But $100 for a toaster that's overly complicated and even more inclined to break is just ridiculous and unnecessary no matter how you feel about it. [Cuisinart via 7Gadgets]