If you've been mulling the idea of having a vasectomy—and who hasn't!—here's the deal of the century; a private practice in Hyannis, Massachusetts is giving away a free pizza with every sterilization! Worth it.
They even suggest that this time of year is perfect for the snip. Vasectomy patients, unsurprisingly, need to spend some time sitting quietly after the operation, which the doctors suggest ties in beautifully with watching some March Madness basketball. Pizza, sitting still, and the promise a future with no more kids—what better?
Sadly, the pizza only comes with one topping, but Evan Cohen, administrator of the private practice, has a suggestion of how you can liven it up: "Maybe you can put some meatballs on it." Too far, Evan. Too. Far. [Cape Cod Online via The Daily What]