Roll that spliff phatly, pack some fresh ice into the binger, and set the Volcano to "toastify." It's time for tonight's Stoner Channel. We've collected our best high-times material for the discerning pothead so sit back, relax, and pass that shit on the left, yo.
Tonight's drying rack is brought to us by reader Andrew S and the number threeve.
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Wrecking Crew Orchestra's Ode to Tron
Kevin Flynn would be so proud. The Japanese dance team Wrecking Crew Orchestra put on the impressive display by utilizing a wireless control system that remotely activates the dancer's light rig in time with the music. Very cool stuff.
Somewhere, someone knows how this Buzz Lightyear action figure wound up in an anus. It could be a long story. It could be a short story. Maybe there's no real story at all. But there is this x-ray.
I don't know about you, but my high school chemistry class was filled with equations and titrations and the occasional back row nap. The gentlemen at the Periodic Table of Videos, however, have spent the last year making elements go boom. And here's every last fiery feat of 2011, for your last-work-day-before-New-Year's pleasure.
At the Mountains of Madness
Until Cthulhu breaks free from his undersea prison, I guess we'll all just have to cower in fear from the psychosis-inducing entities that inhabit the South Pole.
As part of the recent Engineering Frosh 2011 event, student engineers at the University of British Columbia answered an age-old question that every aspiring scientist must ask himself, "What happens when I mix these two things and throw it?"
Katt Williams on Weed
Would someone please explain to me how this man has not yet hosted a TED talk.
Real, fake, I'm the guy with the gun.
The Muppets Sing Danny Boy
Best. Rendition. Ever.
Happy St. Patrick's Day everybody and what better way homage to the Patron Saint of Ireland than with a little bit of greenery!
Are You a Green Gardener?
Care to show off your handiwork to the Internets? If so, we want pics of your best buds, your highest-tech setups, and your bushiest bushes. Send images—960x540 minimum but we prefer 1600x900—of your legal stashes (no High Times ripoffs please) to atarantola at Gizmodo.com and we'll feature the best at the top each night's Stoner Channel. Put "The Stoner Channel" in the subject line while you're at it.
And no, for the last time, we aren't interested in seeing your wicked meth lab setup Jerry. Stop it or we're calling the fuzz.
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