Strange Busty Russian Lady, Why in the Hell Are You Cooking Your Galaxy Nexus?

Behold the bizarre, picture-driven tale of the Russian lady who, after dropping her phone in her soon-to-be meal, decides to cook (and eat) the phone itself. But why? It doesn't make sense. No words. None.

What is her story? Where does she come from? Why is she doing this? Is this a viral marketing campaign for BlendTec blenders? Do Russians actually eat phones? Is this the new planking? Why is there a TV mount without a TV in the background? Why did I even notice that? Is she some sort of android who feeds on phones like Optimus Prime does energon? Does that make her a cannibal?

Oh who in the fuck am I kidding. We're supposed to be staring at her rack. Very clever. [Strenger via English Russia]

Images via Potashnikov.com

Strange Busty Russian Lady, Why in the Hell Are You Cooking Your Galaxy Nexus?

Strange Busty Russian Lady, Why in the Hell Are You Cooking Your Galaxy Nexus?

Strange Busty Russian Lady, Why in the Hell Are You Cooking Your Galaxy Nexus?

Strange Busty Russian Lady, Why in the Hell Are You Cooking Your Galaxy Nexus?

Strange Busty Russian Lady, Why in the Hell Are You Cooking Your Galaxy Nexus?

Strange Busty Russian Lady, Why in the Hell Are You Cooking Your Galaxy Nexus?