Behold the bizarre, picture-driven tale of the Russian lady who, after dropping her phone in her soon-to-be meal, decides to cook (and eat) the phone itself. But why? It doesn't make sense. No words. None.

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What is her story? Where does she come from? Why is she doing this? Is this a viral marketing campaign for BlendTec blenders? Do Russians actually eat phones? Is this the new planking? Why is there a TV mount without a TV in the background? Why did I even notice that? Is she some sort of android who feeds on phones like Optimus Prime does energon? Does that make her a cannibal?

Oh who in the fuck am I kidding. We're supposed to be staring at her rack. Very clever. [Strenger via English Russia]

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Images via Potashnikov.com