Roll that spliff phatly, pack some fresh ice into the binger, and set the Volcano to "toastify." It's time for tonight's Stoner Channel. We've collected our best high-times material for the discerning pothead so sit back, relax, and pass that shit on the left, yo.
Tonight's cluster of Grapes comes from reader Jorge
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An ode to the morning ritual...or afternoon for some of us.
This is what happens when you cross the streams. Never. Cross. The. Streams.
Robin Williams - Live At The Met
Robin Williams discusses the pitfalls of alcohol and weed dependency—while probably high on cocaine.
See, it's funny because North Korea's dark due to its totalitarian Stalinist dictatorship denying the people basic technologies and humanitarian services that the rest of the world takes for granted and Candlestick Park's dark because the grounds crew crossed the goddamn streams.
Watching the Weeds Grow
From seed to harvest in 15 awe-inspiring minutes.
Notice how the explodey one is facing the opposite way as the non-blown-to-shit turbines? That's what happens when you cross the streams.
Launch Box Travel Vape Will Put You Into a Personal Cloud
When you can't make it home to the loving embrace of your Volcano, you can at least get some action on the side with the Launch Box travel vaporizer.
The Launch Box is a wooden all-in-one container includes a metal trough to store finely ground herb for vaporization, a tube for extracting the sweet, sweet vapo and a rechargeable AA battery to power the thing. You apparently just jam the battery into a hole in the side of the box, that completes a circuit, heats the metal trough and vaporizes the THC. The process is silent and fast—heating up in about five seconds—and the Box is small enough to fit into your palm (unless you're that guy from the BK commercials), though the stick-a-battery-and-suck method seems a bit janky. Check out the unintentionally high-larious demo video here and pay $120 for the kit here. [Magic Flight - thanks, hyperTEN]
Are You a Green Gardener?
Care to show off your handiwork to the Internets? If so, we want pics of your best buds, your highest-tech setups, and your bushiest bushes. Send images—960x540 minimum but we prefer 1600x900—of your legal stashes (no High Times ripoffs please) to atarantola at Gizmodo.com and we'll feature the best at the top each night's Stoner Channel. Put "The Stoner Channel" in the subject line while you're at it.
And no, for the last time, we aren't interested in seeing your wicked meth lab setup Jerry. Stop it or we're calling the fuzz.
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