Moroccan Hash, Car Rolling, and That Time the CIA Gave People LSD (NSFW)

Roll that spliff phatly, pack some fresh ice into the binger, and set the Volcano to "toastify." It's time for tonight's Stoner Channel. We've collected our best high-times material for the discerning pothead so sit back, relax, and pass that shit on the left, yo.

Help reader Moosehose name this 70/30 Purple Obama / Lemon Haze "Tastes like candy, potent as sin" hybrid.

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How to Make Morrocan Hash

This method has been practiced for millennia and reportedly produces the finest grade of hash in the world and is the only acceptable method for producing the hash sold in California.

Drift and Epic Failure

The only way these guys could have screwed up any more is if the damn thing exploded. Or if they actually ran the camera man over on the third pass. Because nothing says "Exciting Yugo Action" like side-swiping your buddies.

Oracle Infrared Vaporizer

When you need to smoke, not just now but now-now, you simply don't have time to fiddle about while waiting for your vaporizer to heat. The Oracle Infrared Vape goes from 0 to 375 Fahrenheit in just 10 seconds for near-instant gratification.

The Oracle combines a patent-pending vaporization chamber heated by an infrared light source and insulated with Aerogel. It uses a forced air design and reusable inflation bag but can also use a hose and bubbler as well. It retails for about $440, sans bubbler. [BMI Innovators - thanks DamiusX]

Moroccan Hash, Car Rolling, and That Time the CIA Gave People LSD (NSFW)

Air Purifier Works Without Your Filthy Hands Touching It

Even if your hands are sticky with hash, you'll be able to clear a room. Just go Obi-Wan on this purifier, "These are not the smells you're looking for."

5-Minute Koyaanisqatsi Is Like Cultural CliffsNotes

Does anybody actually still get the CliffNotes reference? Are they still a thing? Kinda figured Yahoo Answers would have killed off that market segment by now.

Watch This Aircraft Rolling With a Man Holding to the Edge of Its Wing

Oh. My God. There's. Somethingonthewing. /Shatnered

Moroccan Hash, Car Rolling, and That Time the CIA Gave People LSD (NSFW)

Operation Midnight Climax: How the CIA Dosed S.F. Citizens with LSD

How could mild-mannered deputy U.S. marshal Wayne Ritchie suddenly go berserk and decide to hold up a bar? It certainly couldn't have had anything to do with operation MK-ULTRA, the CIA's secret testing of LSD on American citizens in San Francisco and New York City from 1953 to 1964.

SF Weekly takes an interesting look at the government's Cold War attempts to weaponize the hallucinogen.[SF Weekly Image: mikeledray / Shutterstock]

Moroccan Hash, Car Rolling, and That Time the CIA Gave People LSD (NSFW)

Are You a Green Gardener?

Care to show off your handiwork to the Internets? If so, we want pics of your best buds, your highest-tech setups, and your bushiest bushes. Send images—960x540 minimum but we prefer 1600x900—of your legal stashes (no High Times ripoffs please) to atarantola at Gizmodo.com and we'll feature the best at the top each night's Stoner Channel. Put "The Stoner Channel" in the subject line while you're at it.

And no, for the last time, we aren't interested in seeing your wicked meth lab setup Jerry. Stop it or we're calling the fuzz.

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