Man-Eating Cheeseburgers, Punk Rock Crabs, and John Cleese on Creativity (NSFW)S

Roll that spliff phatly, pack some fresh ice into the binger, and set the Volcano to "toastify." It's time for tonight's Stoner Channel. We've collected our best high-times material for the discerning pothead so sit back, relax, and pass that shit on the left, yo.
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What is that? Purple Trainwreck? Oooh, that does look delicious. Good work from reader Bquiz.

John Cleese on How to Be Creative

The comedic icon discusses what it does and doesn't take to be creative. Turns out, intellect isn't nearly as vital as the ability to play. [PetaPixel]

Squirrel-Tracking Water Cannon Is a Triumph Of the Nerds

This seems like an inordinant amount of time and effort just to fuck with some squirrels.

Intelligence: Dating Cops

A song about the trials of dating an officer of the law, as lipsynced by a pair of crab puppets. Welcome to Frisco, bitches! We got crazy enough for everybody, just keep puffin' and passin'! [Mission Mission]

This Squirrel Likes to Paint

Do you think that squirrel is actually enjoying himself? Or does he view it as a Misery situation where he must continually produce lest the crazy old lady keeping him captive smashes his other paws with a hammer? Or does he just really like gnawing one the end of that brush? gnaw gnaw gnaw.

Man-Eating Cheeseburgers, Punk Rock Crabs, and John Cleese on Creativity (NSFW)S

Can a hallucinogen from Africa cure addiction?

Ibogaine, a hallucinagen derived from a variety of plants has been used for centuries by tribes in Gabon and Cameroon and, in 1962, scientists found the drug to be uncannily effective at treating even the toughest addictions but it quickly fell out of favor of more conventional treatments. But now, a group of scientists are pushing for its study as a radical treatment option—including for crack cocaine and heroin, two of the most addictive substances on the planet—just as MDMA has for trauma and shrooms for psychotherapy. The BBC takes a fascinating and in-depth look at Ibogaine, and the legal and medical controversies surrounding it. [BBC]

Hambuster

Damn cheeseburgapocalpyse—this is why we can't have nice things!

Man-Eating Cheeseburgers, Punk Rock Crabs, and John Cleese on Creativity (NSFW)S

Are You a Green Gardener?

Care to show off your handiwork to the Internets? If so, we want pics of your best buds, your highest-tech setups, and your bushiest bushes. Send images—960x540 minimum but we prefer 1600x900—of your legal stashes (no High Times ripoffs please) to atarantola at Gizmodo.com and we'll feature the best at the top each night's Stoner Channel. Put "The Stoner Channel" in the subject line while you're at it.

And no, for the last time, we aren't interested in seeing your wicked meth lab setup Jerry. Stop it or we're calling the fuzz.

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