Tired of your Coors Light tasting like fermented horse piss but don't want to actually, you know, buy better beer? You are in luck with this single-serving beer infuser from Dogfish Head Brewery.
Dubbed the Randall Jr, this device is a hand-held version of the brewery's Randall The Enamel Animal infuser. They both work essentially like a tea bag does. You simply place whatever flavored item you want—vanilla beans, espresso beans, mint leaves, pepper corns, candy corns—into a basket suspended from the side of the cup, fill it with your favorite beer, and set it in the fridge for ten minutes. This allows the alcohol to leech flavors from the ingredients into the beer, creating a custom concoction. You can, of course, use this with any beer—not just swill—so if you've ever wanted to try a chocolate Guinness, orange and strawberry Blue Moon, or wasabi Asahi, now you can.
The Randall Jr retails for $20 on the Dogfish Head website and are available now. You'll have to buy two of course, so as to avoid a lag between first beer and second. [Dogfish Head via Laughing Squid]