Hacking Bikes, Finding Weed in Malawi, and Growing Weed in MeijersS

Roll that spliff phatly, pack some fresh ice into the binger, and set the Volcano to "toastify." It's time for tonight's Stoner Channel. We've collected our best high-times material for the discerning pothead so sit back, relax, and pass that shit on the left, yo.

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Tonight's mystery nug comes from reader Mike D. If you've got a guess as to the strain, let us know in the comments!

Strain Hunters—Malawi Expedition

The guys from Green House Seed Company travel to Africa in search of super strains. It's actually quite incredible how technology-poor farmers in that region are able to produce such high quality crops.

Hacking a BMX Bike to Spin Sick Beats

Yes, "wow" musical bike, fantastic. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GUNDAM, JAPAN?

Lifted

Oh man, I'd of hated to see that anal probe.

Hacking Bikes, Finding Weed in Malawi, and Growing Weed in Meijers

Growing Weed in a Meijer Store Is a Brilliant Plan—Until There's a Leak

Ann Arbor Police were summoned to a Meijer supermarket in the wee hours of Tuesday after a store employee unwittingly discovered a 70-plant hydroponic operation in a nail salon operating within the supermarket.

"When (store employees) were entering the area of the water leak, they saw what appeared to be a hydroponic water filter sitting outside of a closet," said the deputy chief of police. No arrests have been made but the police are still investigating. [AnnArbor via Consumerist, Image: donbuciak / flikr]

Freestyle Riding on a Vintage Ladies Bike Is Bonkers

Neither cruiser bikes nor human joints were designed for this kind of punishment. Bravo, Mickael Dupont, bravo.

Hacking Bikes, Finding Weed in Malawi, and Growing Weed in MeijersS

Are You a Green Gardener?

Care to show off your handiwork to the Internets? If so, we want pics of your best buds, your highest-tech setups, and your bushiest bushes. Send images—960x540 minimum but we prefer 1600x900—of your legal stashes (no High Times ripoffs please) to atarantola at Gizmodo.com and we'll feature the best at the top each night's Stoner Channel. Put "The Stoner Channel" in the subject line while you're at it.

And no, for the last time, we aren't interested in seeing your wicked meth lab setup Jerry. Stop it or we're calling the fuzz.

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