How to Buy a Facebook Girlfriend for $5Sam Biddle4/20/12 1:00pmFiled to: user manualGirlfriendhireLoveSexRomanceInternetFacebookTop1032EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkBoyfriends, girlfriends, the pretense of courtship—can't we just download an app for instant internet romantic gratification? Turns out, as our dystopian/utopian future becomes reality, having constant love in your life is exactly that easy. Sure, the relationship only exists online. But these days, almost nobody will ever know the difference. Now let's start shopping.The web service GirlfriendHire has what it takes to make real human relationships obsolete. And why not? Facebook has already diminished friendship to a cowering, anemic orphan of a concept. Next up: Sex and love. The site allows you to directly order a fake girlfriend for $5. It's a deal. You'll pay far more for a Match.com subscription, where you own only the chance of meeting someone.