Facebook Ends the Careers of an Entire Generation of Future PoliticiansS

If you think recent elections are getting too personal, just wait until 2040 when today's Facebooking frat brothers and sorority sisters start running for office. Forget economic issues, we want the candidate to explain this naked picture involving a horse and a handle of vodka.

If you think the Tea Party and Occupy Wall Street are radical movements, just wait until the only viable political candidates left are social outcasts and mountain hermits. Would you vote for the boy who was raised by wolves, or the recently unfrozen caveman? [The Onion]