Textercuff: The Ultimate Sex Toy for Those Addicted to Bondage and Smartphones

It has already been established there are people out there who feel the need to use their phone during sex. And presumably, there's a very narrow subset of people who also enjoy some kinky BDSM action. For those rare individuals, there is Textercuff, which combines handcuffs and a gag ball into a text-denying thumb guard.

But the best part? People can make it themselves! Yes! There's no need to make that walk of shame into an adult toy store and shell out $50 to get this wondertoy. As long as you have handcuffs, a rubber ball, and a drill laying around—and I mean, don't we all?—then you're set to indulge their inner freak.

But people should avoid snapping photos of themselves petting dogs while wearing the textercuff, lest you want a bunch of angry PETA protesters gathering outside your front door, calling you a dog molester. [Instructables via Gizmodiva].