What do you do when your rockets are broken, your nukes are just threats, and the whole world thinks you're a joke? Shout! Lots of shouting! Shouting and half-naked ninja moves and shooting RPGs at cardboard cutouts! In the woods!

This segment denouncing the government of South Korea by way of yelling and pistol-brandishing was recently broadcast across North Korean TV. Which is interesting, because four people in North Korea own a TV.

Kim Jong-un would also be wise to maybe take a few hundred bucks out of his Rockets That Don't Work program and divert them toward a used DSLR, so that his country's absurd propaganda flicks don't look like terrible late 80s VHS action movies. [Thanks, David]